The dating game by icp
I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
CONTESTANT NUMBER 1F*ck that, you'd be jacking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, f*ck you, I got a strong rap CONTESTANT NUMBER !
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First of all, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!
I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!
Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day!